impoosible

The problem of wanting to poo but being unable to sneak it out.

Ie.. Just ate some chilli but the butts not willing, it is impoosible

by Mr impoosible August 19, 2011

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

impossible lean

Crazy move pulled off by Michael Jackson when preforming smooth criminal. It involves a special shoe...

Jesus fuck! Have you seen that impossible lean?!

by Zenith1997 December 29, 2017

Basketball Impossible

Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.

"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"

by adam m January 10, 2014

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

impossible

1. Something that physically cannot be done in a specific situation.

2. An extremely difficult skateboarding trick, hence the name.

1. It's impossible to make a banana milkshake when you have no bananas.

2. Aznsk8rboi777: Hey dude, have you ever done an impossible?
Expert skater: What are you talking about? That's impossible.

by Kenthar April 13, 2004

Impossible

A word that used to mean incapable of being done prior to February 22, 1980. The word no longer exists because of the 1980 USA hockey team.

The United States can't be the Soviet Union in hockey, that's impossible.

by Coach Herb Brooks May 20, 2013