i can't stand you 

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.

Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!

i can't stand you by Notorious Fae August 5, 2016

I can't believe it's not but-her face. 

When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.

Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen

Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.

I can't believe it's not but-her face. by hcd631 June 29, 2011

i can't breathe 

When a cop kills a black guy for no fucking reason.

"Man you read the news tonight?"
"What happened?"
"Another I can't breathe, AGAIN."

i can't breathe by MedusaSuckIt December 8, 2014

I can't breathe with a mask on 

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

I can't breathe with a mask on by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020

I can't feel my face

Originally coined by rapper Ghostface Killah on his Fishscale album in the song Kilo, "I can't feel my face" is when you face numbs after snorting a lot of coke, blow, or yay-yo.

Ghostface Killah lyrics intro to Kilo:
"Yo, Oh, Yo Rae... I can't feel my face...
My heart pounding and shit...
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who da fuck? Close da blinds and shit!
Who dat? Captain Kirk?
The fuckaz da stark enterprise n enterprise shit outside or some shit?
..I need some pussy tho I'm ready for a catwoman or somethin...
Fu-fuck it, lets go!"

I can't feel my face by Chance Balla October 1, 2008

I can't handle 

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)

"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."

I can't handle by ftdrum March 19, 2011

I can't find it

-Expression
1. Often said when a women has excessive pubic hair.

2. An Expression used when somebody can not locate something.

Tim: Where did you hide that easter egg.
Lindsay: I hid it in the bush.
Arthur: I can't find it. You need to shave.
Tim: I cwutudidther!

I can't find it by SantaMOD April 12, 2011