i'm so crown 

I have attained a level of success so high that it is parallel only to that of royalty;

Only difference being, I worked my ass off to get here!

As said in Beyonce's track Flawless/Bow Down, "I'm so crown, bow down bitches!"

i'm so crown by Kween Kay Thirst Kwencher January 17, 2014

I’m going to buy milk 

It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk

He’s going to the store years later

Dad:I’m going to buy milk

Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves

*17 YEARS LATER

dad:I’m back from the store

I’m going to buy milk by cállate February 16, 2021

I'm so fucking bored. 

When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.

"I'm so fucking bored." i'm so fucking bored

I'm so fucking bored. by reallyreallyridiculouslybored October 22, 2010

I'm inevitable 

A quote from thanos from the Avengers: Endgame. So basically, thanos claims that he is unavoidable.

Me when I'm not invited to the party but I show up anyways: "I'm inevitable"

I'm inevitable by Ract0r May 6, 2019

i'm not here to fuck spiders 

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

i'm not here to fuck spiders by rahx April 9, 2015

I'm bored as fuck 

Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored

Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck

I'm bored as fuck by Newbitch September 16, 2020

I'm birthday

I'm gay

Louis from 1d: "i'm birthday (gay) its pretty unfortunate isn't it Eleanor"

I'm birthday by Fookingloosah June 9, 2021