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hung like a killer whale

Used to describe someone with an unusually large penis or with one the size of a killer whale.
by dagz June 9, 2005
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Hung Like a Hamster

When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.
Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!
by Coolguy172 June 23, 2006
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Hung Like a Vagina

adj (aka wanna be lesbian)

1a : tiny balls: shallow nut sac b : of, relating to, or designed for failure with lesbian women <offensive penis> c : of or relating to an attempt to score in a game or contest of vagina; also : of or relating to a team in possession of a ball or johnson

2: giving painful or unpleasant sensations : nauseous, obnoxious <an offensive odor>

3: causing displeasure or resentment <offensive remarks>

fuck the police
He tried to get some action but he's hung like a vagina.

Holy crap it smells like midgets and sin, is Hung Like a Vagina around somewhere?
by Run Tim-May Run March 19, 2011
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Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis
JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '
Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "
by muffmeister October 11, 2016
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Hung like a woman

A term used among men to infer that another man does not have correct genitalia.
Dude 1: John is such a dick!
Dude 2: Yeah what a tool
Dude 1: He gets a lot of women, must have a big dick
Dude 2: Are you sure? Because Sally told me he was hung like a woman!
by R1NGOSUAVE June 10, 2010
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hung like a pringles can

A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.
"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"
by chuncky May 23, 2008
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