Hooker

n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media

My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.

by SI-Friend December 19, 2012

Hooker

When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"

"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

hookers

Any other girl I dont like

me: why do you always have to talk to the freakin hookers
dude: because you bore me

by ~**sara J**~ October 19, 2005

Hooker

A slut that walks around fucking the entire world for money and probably makes more money than ur mum

Yo ur nan is a hooker

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Hookered

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

by justowen April 29, 2010

Hooker

A town in the Oklahoma Panhandle

Joe: Where are you from?
Molly: Hooker... The town, not the profession.
Joe: No way?! there is really a town called that?!
Molly: Yes.

by thatgirlfromhooker October 22, 2012

hookers

1. (plural) a group of mother monsters/the queen's monsters. (usually very naughty ones)

2. Hooker (singular) a crazy Monster

"whoa Gaga, did you see how crazy your hookers got last night?"

"I know! Their a blast!"

by gagas#1HOOKER August 22, 2011