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Self Honeymoon

a period of harmony where someone commits to taking action to preserve, improve and celebrate their well-being and happiness.
I am in the self honeymoon phase of my life.
by Love Roma August 11, 2022
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philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
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honeymoon swan

20 yr old lana del rey fan with a mere 4,000 followers on tiktok, obsessed with thinking she’s famous, mutualing 13 yr olds, encouraging & enabling her many 13 yr old “fan pages” to bully kids off the app rather than blocking like a rational adult.
someone lied to honeymoon swan several times and told her that she was fly, hot & sexy & beautiful, and she’s nothing like that she’s nothing of the sort.
by pepsiputhy September 10, 2021
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Honeymoon Sweet

On such a nights occasion in Penticton, BC...

A shot was born from the conversations of Al, John and Norm and created by the hands of Tatiana

Ingredients:
-2oz of Green Apple Vodka
-1oz Peach Schnapps
-1oz Malibu Rum
-Splash of Golden Pear
-Splash of Soda Water

Mix contents in a cocktail shaker with ice.

Serves 4 to 6 people.
"Have you ever heard of a Honeymoon Sweet shot"
by John Kairis June 13, 2022
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Honeymooning

Putting honey in one’s ass and eating it in a sexual manor. Mainly occurs after a wedding.
“Bro, my wife and I plan on honeymooning all day the day after the wedding. I can taste the honey ass from here.”
by BrysonHas0Bitches June 21, 2022
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Bloody honeymoon

Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
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Honeymoon Salad

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.
by YETYland February 9, 2017
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