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Homiesexual

When you straight for your homie.
“Let’s be homiesexuals together
Yeah bro
by °✿ Binch ✿° August 24, 2019
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Homiesexuals

Two homies just having fun. It's not gay because their balls never actually touch.

True x Bert are the biggest homiesexuals. If you know, you know.
Just chillin' with my homiesexuals after a hard day at work.
by Nukkin June 20, 2019
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Homiesexual

When two cishet bros play naked wrestlers in their other bro's bed.
Also known as definitely not gay.
Tommy: wow bro ur gay aajajkakakakakshhsh
Ollie: No, Tommethy. We are simply homiesexual.
Quinn: i like bugs lol
by KITTIKA February 12, 2021
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Homiesexual

A sexuality of which you can be gay and straight at the same time. Like if your homie were to say “Yo, bro my dick itches.” Out if the blue with wouldn’t be gay, it’d be Homiesexual. This sexuality allows you to kiss your homies goodnight while giving them a pat on the pack because that’s what homies do.
Example:
Daniel gave a kiss to Gene on the lips, then proceeded to say “no homo” and Gene responds with, “Nah it’s aight, it’s just Homiesexual.”
by BroI’mmusicaltrash. May 3, 2020
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Homiesexual

1. A man or woman who is openly homosexual, but doesn't throw their sexual orientation in the faces of others, making them still a really chill person to hang out with.
2. One who is sexually attracted to those who partake in gang-related activities
1. Friend #1: Tom's gay? I'm not sure how I feel about that...
Friend #2: Chill, man! He's homiesexual!
2. Diane found Frank to be extremely ugly, but the way he packed a glock really got her going.
by Squatta November 16, 2012
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Homiesexual

A homiesexual is basically a gay man in denial because of labels or religious parents, etc. That gay man would literally suck a guys dick and then after say “No homo, bro.”
Oh my god.. did you see Mike with Todd today? He’s such a homiesexual.”
by hamilbway November 5, 2017
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Homiesexual

A dude who is sexual towards his homies, but is straight and weirdly chill.
Jaquan: Dan is making me share a bed with him at the hotel in Vegas
Daquan: That douch is such a homiesexual
Jaquan: Dan's my motherfucking redneck I love that nigga
by Dub muthafuckin shit December 16, 2015
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