wank holiday

A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.

Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.

by Ben Dover of thet Yard July 20, 2008

Holiday Taint

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day.

There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com

by jinny December 19, 2003

Holiday Sex

the sex you get on a Holiday such as Christmas time for giving your girl/wife a nice gift like jewelry or money or anything else...
They then reward you with sex..calling it Holiday Sex...
Holiday Sex like Brithday Sex, Valentine's Day Sex, Mother's/Father's Day Sex, 4th of July Sex, New Year's Sex, President's Day Sex, Memorial Day Sex, etc........

Man: Here is your gift...

Girl: Oh wow, Diamond Earings...

Man: So when do I get my Holiday Sex?

Girl: Right Now!!!

by blthrskt May 9, 2009

J. Holiday

J. Holiday is a 23 year old R&B singer/ songwriter from Washington,DC. He is fairly new but gained lots of publicity from a song called bed, there is a rumor going around that he stole the song from Chris Brown but that is either here nor there. He is an extraordinary soulful talent that is sure to be around for awhile. He is also very easy on the eyes.

Lyrics from J. Holiday's 'Bed':
"Wanna put my fingers through your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed"

I personally like a song on his album Back of my lac called "Come Here". It's great. give it a listen.

by Leara1108 November 23, 2007

holiday handshake

when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.

tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter

by dario a. l. December 7, 2006

Holiday Hamism

Getting your foreskin chopped off and shoved up your asshole

this year for christmas I got a holiday hamism

by Ethn1gga December 17, 2019

epic holiday

An event so good that is worthy of being national holiday. It would never make it through the house or senate.... so you make it your own.

"I can't believe she got him to take her to Jamaica after 2 dates... what an epic holiday."

"Did he really take her out and hook up with her mom the next day... he just made his epic holiday."

by fungruvn March 2, 2010