Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
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Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.
Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.
by Jim. Jones. June 08, 2025
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hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC
Shut up and hold my chop cheese!
by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022
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Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.
Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
by Itsyouwhome January 25, 2021
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