Mr. Hoy

1. (n.) Photo/ Art History AP teacher at Gunn High School in Palo Alto, CA.

2. (n.) Former acid/coke head who thinks that dust have feet and like to crawl into light spots, and is convinced that those damn C period kids have no future. He also likes to repeat the phrase "hellooo?" and "come back!" when people aren't paying attention, and he has a little dance to go with it. He believes that there are magical clean-up fairies that go into a dark room and clean up after you. He often loses his keys, glasses, and the rubber tips on the ends of the photo tongs. He has a wife from Bosnia that he often talks about, yet he never wears a wedding ring. He has little dandruff blizzards on his shoulders. He has no idea who "Betty" is, yet her name is always written on the board. He is a master in the art of sound effects. He knows everything about everything. He has boxes in his room labeled "empty boxes". He is a wise, wise man. He has a Facebook group dedicated to him. Everyone loves Mr. Hoy.
Person 1: "Look, there's Mr. Hoy!"
Person 2: "Gosh, what a cutie!"
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Hoy Choy

guy: Hoy Choy nigga!
guy 2: sup, bruh?
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hoy mojo

Hoy voy a tener relaciones sexuales
Situación: sábado por la noche, un chico en una discoteca a altas horas de la madrugada, dándolo todo en la pista y se pone a hablar con una chica que afortunadamente le sigue el rollo, entonces piensa ("¡hoy mojo!")
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sew hoy

a sew hoy is a mysterious oriental person with many mysterious oriental talents. such as being able to move faster than the eye can follow, awesome martial arts, amazing drawings and the ability to dance like a ninja.
Check out that sew hoy breaking it down like a ninja!
Holy shit was that a sew hoy? Don't know, he moved too fast.
by fred bamburger September 27, 2006
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Thomas Hoy

You're such a Thomas Hoy
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hoy up

I shouldn't have eaten those cheesy chips, I'm gonna hoy up
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ahoy hoy

Ahoy hoy was previously a term to greet or get the attention of small sloop-rigged coasting ship or a heavy barge used for freight.

Ahoy = Hello (in Dutch)
Hoy = A small sloop-rigged coasting ship or a heavy barge used for freight

In the 1870's, inventor and Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. Bell's preferred salutation, Ahoy-hoy was derived from the nautical term above.

It really gained popularity when Mr. Burns used it on the Simpsons a few seasons ago, but the internet has adapted it for use as a common greeting. It's commonly spelled Ahoi hoi online.
When answering a phone or greeting someone:

"Ahoy hoy!"
by NewGotham June 03, 2006
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