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Hockey Helmet Special 

The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.
Courtney: My mom says I am special
Mike: We all Know your very special, Hockey Helmet Special!
it means luv bites usuali on ur neck or wereva ur bf sucks u
oh my days! did u c chantelles hickeys yestaday? dey woz coverin al her neck!
hickeys by mizzbufftings September 18, 2004

hockey-goal shower 

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).

Quicky wicky with a side of hickeys 

sucking someones penis whilst giving them hickeys
"Yeah she gave me a quicky wicky with a side of hickeys if you know what I mean"

Hickeystep 

Farmer Joe did the hickeystep next to his BIG GREEN TRACTOR
Hickeystep by biggreentracter April 28, 2023

Harvesting hickeys 

This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.
Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck

on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."