(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.
(2) Masturbation.
(2) Masturbation.
(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.
(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.
(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.
by Maplethorpe August 20, 2005
Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.
by wicked son July 10, 2011
(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.
"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
by DarceLynn January 02, 2009
Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.
Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.
Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.
Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
by jt_urban January 12, 2009
by iwanttopepsi July 11, 2017
A person of any age or gender who takes over a website chatroom, or forum in popularity. Most of the time they then leave and take over a new one.
by The All Knower December 29, 2004
Sexual Hermits is
When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
When two people get together on a Friday nite for a casual evening and find themselves not being able to leave the bedroom until Sunday afternoon.
"Sexual Hermits"
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
Girl has boy come over on Friday nite to get together and find themsleves humping each other silly time and time again and just can not leave the house.
by jlh119 January 13, 2010