cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Slag Heap

A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.

"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"

"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."

When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"

by SliddenMeaning March 18, 2022

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Heaps unenjoyable

Like its unenjoyable but heaps more.

That was Heaps unenjoyable ay bro

by Wamen Smith November 28, 2020

Heaps on

To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand

Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once

by abraveman September 28, 2021

Heap-Ass

Heap-Ass is often used as an insult or to describe a large amount of stuff. It should be used when describing someone who is an "asshole"or someone who is "full of shit".

"That guy stole our beer!!?! what a Heap-Ass"

"Hey man, don't be such a Heap-Ass"

by TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3 September 26, 2025

Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021