Hammy Tammed

The act of getting belligerently drunk within 30 minutes after the first drink.

"Dude, it took her 12 minutes to go from sober to completely smashed. This girl knows how to get hammy tammed."

by Rusty & Joe August 20, 2011

Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola July 01, 2021

hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large

When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.

by david12340 May 12, 2009

hammy fanny

when the vaginal lips hang loose from the camel toe like two slices of ham

you've got a right loose hammy fanny

by offoluke October 02, 2008

Hammy Lammy

jammy hammy lammy fammy rammy wammy pammy gammy cammy xammy sammy kammy vammy bammy🙀😹🤤

Nishant "Oh great heavens, it's jammy hammy lammy fammy rammy wammy pammy gammy cammy xammy sammy kammy vammy bammy🙀😹🤤"

by Jaga und Baga September 19, 2022

Hammy Jammy

When you shove all five fingers at once rapidly in or out of a vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a hammy jammy in the back seat of my car

by Houfyu January 01, 2019

hammy bananies

When something is way too hammy for your bananies.

Man her tits were Hammy Bananies.

Those White Supremacists were Hammy Bananies!

by Scooter Ce September 01, 2017