gunnar is a lovable retard who never fails to make you want to kill yourself. he’s also very funny, he needs homework answers all the time, yet he’s smarter than you somehow. his favorite thing to do is be horribly racist towards everyone and everything. he’s extremely gay, but he can’t go a day without being homophobic. his favorite two words are “sieg heil”. everyone likes gunnar.
by schmito November 28, 2023
Get the Gunnarmug. Gunnar (also called Gunni or Gunnarius) is a robot nerd with a very long neck. He is very smart and he likes sending dick pics.
His gf is very hot.
His gf is very hot.
Mo: Did you see that Gunnar guy?
Ur mom: oh yeah, you mean the Alpha Boss? he is so smart and his gf is very hot!
Ur mom: oh yeah, you mean the Alpha Boss? he is so smart and his gf is very hot!
by Kleiner.winter.penis123 November 22, 2021
Get the Gunnarmug. Gunnar is the type of guy to know how to win a girls heart- many girls hearts. he can’t stay true to one woman, he needs many to fill the hole that he has in his heart. Gunnar is a two timer- and he will leave you for other women.
by AMB3R_AL3RT November 22, 2021
Get the gunnarmug. Large friendly, yellow, couch potato. Sometimes referred to as dog, but swears he is human. Loves to spread his "gunnar glitter" like it's the VID-19. The Gunnar B likes peepaw, cheezburgs, takoes, and any other human foods he can find. Belly rubs are required for friendship. Unlimited kisses included. Prefers to be far away from his 8 siblings, must must be centimeters away from mom at all times. Will kill for a pup cup.
Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography
WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.
Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography
WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.
by certifiedagent December 7, 2023
Get the The Gunnar B ©mug. can only be done if you are a teacher.
Try to kill one of your students because he/she sat on a spider. It is imperedive that you dont succed in your plan, and you ultimately get killed by an iron pole, which a guy named jason bottleflipped in you head.
Try to kill one of your students because he/she sat on a spider. It is imperedive that you dont succed in your plan, and you ultimately get killed by an iron pole, which a guy named jason bottleflipped in you head.
by muslim_jesus August 19, 2019
Get the the gunnarmug.