A fat man with large man boobs that eats at greasy fastfood restaurants several times a day and usually has many bowel problems consisting of grease leaking out of his anus uncontrollably.
Damn, Harold is such a moob greaser. He ate Taco Bell, Hardees, and KFC today and he locked himself in the bathroom for 40 minutes after greasing his drawers.
by Drudahomo May 29, 2008
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Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!
by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009
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The act of taking a wet mushy dump on ones chest, then rubbing your hands in it. Finally proceeding to slick back your hair with the hot steamy poop.
by enjayrolla February 12, 2010
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Get the air greaser mug.An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.
Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018
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by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022
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"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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