Glodfish is not a mistaken spelling for the word Gold Fish. Glodfish is a god, he will fuck your bitch at a moments notice. He doesn't fuck around, he goes 0-100 real quick. He is the best at everything. Video games, Sports, looking fresh, and lets not forget fucking your bitch.
by lolqt August 25, 2014
Get the Glodfish mug.What Twitch-users spam in chat when a streaming speedrunner gets a 'gold' split. These speedrunners make use of splits by tapping some device whenever they got to a certain point in the game they're running. They do this to keep track on their speed relative to their personal best (PB). These times are usually displayed in-stream and marked by a color. Red means they're slower than their PB, green is faster and gold is the fastest split they've ever done.
For some reason Twitch-users kept using the word glod instead of gold. The term glod is now common in use in nearly all speedrun streams. The usage of 'glod' may be the result of a common typo that people came to use ironically (just like pwned instead of owned). Some argue 'glod' it nothing more than a succesful forced meme.
For some reason Twitch-users kept using the word glod instead of gold. The term glod is now common in use in nearly all speedrun streams. The usage of 'glod' may be the result of a common typo that people came to use ironically (just like pwned instead of owned). Some argue 'glod' it nothing more than a succesful forced meme.
*Speedrunner get's a gold split*
Dank_memer420: GLOD PogChamp
Tornado92: GLOD!!!!
Pewdepie: Glod Glod Glod Kreygasm
Supermario666: omg glod! WR hype!
Dank_memer420: GLOD PogChamp
Tornado92: GLOD!!!!
Pewdepie: Glod Glod Glod Kreygasm
Supermario666: omg glod! WR hype!
by anomalous May 31, 2017
Get the glod mug.Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops Burger. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men Burger. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men Burger. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
Get the A Few Gouda Men Burger mug.Gloucester, MA is the first seaport in America. All other towns named gloucester are poser towns basically. Gloucester is a tough part of mass full of irish and italians. Well known for its fiesta, and the greasy pole. The Perfect Storm was filmed in Gloucester, and all the sailors on the andrea gale were from gloucester.
Client: Yo man can I cop an ounce?
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester
by corrdawg May 6, 2006
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