GLOB

Unattractive colleague that's employed as a Starbucks barista.

"Oi look at that glob making that frothy macciato"

by GrannyT August 12, 2023

Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.

Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.

by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015

On glob

Copyrighted by Amazanta first used in 2022 by a young fella called Amazanta. It’s used to describe the agreement of something. And was not invented by the guy from adventure time. It is a very unwholesome word. Please use this at your will together the on glob clan will stay strong.

Ur looking fine today on glob
Looking hella ugly
U a shmake on glob
I pipe goats on glob
Who created on glob?

by Amazanta March 10, 2022

Glob

Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro

Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.

by omgomglolol August 4, 2021

On Glob

Another way to say "on God" for good Christians.

"Yo bro, that broad's got a fatty!"
"On glob bro."

by Destroyernater March 14, 2023

glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax

“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂

by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 9, 2022

getting his glob on

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis

Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets

by Gooba13 May 21, 2023