The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.
Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?
Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
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Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.
Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.
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