blood geyser

The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.

My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night

by Poetiq January 4, 2017

san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

bone geyser

the act of urinating with an erection

With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser

by purple head August 10, 2015

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

geyser

mitski’s best song

geyser by mitski is amazing

by hinatsurusbitch November 14, 2022

Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Kneading the geyser

Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.

I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.

by mr big daddy lover November 22, 2023