When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.
by MikeOxmaul247 July 14, 2021
When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.
by zerofuks11 October 05, 2016
The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.
Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.
Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.
Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.
Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.
Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.
by Pro-Boner June 28, 2011
When two female friends or two females in general have sex with the same guy. female version of Eskimo brothers
by The riddler96 November 15, 2021
a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 03, 2024
An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.
”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
by LilNiggy November 24, 2013
That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020