gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

gelatinous emu by Lou April 10, 2005

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gelatinous abrasion

A wound that results on the human skin after having been power-washed with nickelodeon gak. Resembles a cut filled with gak.

1) Hook up your power-washer to a tank of gak.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.

gelatinous abrasion by Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker March 31, 2010

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gelation

The elation experienced after putting lubricant gel on your penis just prior to a sexual act.

I was about to fuck him in the ass when I put Vaseline on my penis and experienced a gelation.

gelation by Joshua Gay October 26, 2010

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Gelito

Gelito is a name that’s from São Tomé

People from there go through a lot and all of that pain is what makes them special.

Gelito made it out São Tomé to explore the world and most ppl say his honestly different from most ppl because he moves and thinkS in such a unique way that makes you want to copy and share it. Gelito is not the smartest person but every word he says comes from his heart make it sound so pure that you would think his a genius. Gelito his naturally sort but the things his been through make him turn into the opposite person that his supposed to be but deep in him he knows that’s not who he is but he has to be that way because that’s what everyone wants...the problem with gelito he thinks about others and not much about him self especially if his in love. Gelito is the type of guy to get heart broken he would give her £20 and the another guy would give her £40 but gelito only had £20 and the other guy had £200/// meaning he would give u all he got and leave himself with nothing

Gelito is a beautiful person

Gelito by Gelito June 17, 2020