Fudge-packer 

See author named Si

Yes, his name is Mike and he loves himself.

Fudge-packer by Hey Seuss! January 20, 2005

Fudge-Packer 

usually also someone who is a Chanh

Most gay men also suck Dingos

Fudge-Packer by Tyler April 1, 2004

Fudge Packer Backer

A defender of fudge packers due to their association with said Fudge Packer Backer's university. A FPB is easily identified by spouting comments such as " Oh, he would never do that", "What, I read the grand jury report, there was no anal penetration seen" etc. Fudge Packer Backers put public image or perception above all else, even over the well-being of the victims.

Yo, I just got State College, PA. The place was crawling with with Fudge Packer Backers. Dead-enders all, hell they wouldn't change their minds even after Jerry took a shower with them.

Fudge Packer Backer by PussyFartz August 7, 2012

Green Bay Fudge Packer 

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

Green Bay Fudge Packer by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Sofa fudge packer 

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

Sofa fudge packer by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Baldy Fudge Packer 

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

Baldy Fudge Packer by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011

flaming fudge packer 

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

flaming fudge packer by pollin July 13, 2003