absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

Fuck my dick

Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die

Fuck my dick mommy

Ok

Later that night

Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard

by weird guy that knows anotomy May 19, 2022

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

Dick fucked

When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick

"that team is so bad at pvp, we just "dick fucked" them in the ass

by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021

fucking dick miller

An all around good dude, helpful and generous, except for when he's a dick!

Miller's a good dude to work with, except for when he's being a dick. Fucking dick miller!

by Gk34 March 30, 2017

Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality

Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck

by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018

Dick Fuck

An individual who causes frustration to such an extent where they are a pain in the dick.

A person who nauseates you into wanting to cause road rage or scream out your window.

Someone who gets on your last nerve.

My son/daughter is such a dick fuck.
God, your such a dick fuck.
Slow the hell down you dick fuck.

by FJKOOOG December 23, 2021