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crotch fruit

An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"

"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
by Lillyla March 8, 2009
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Devil Fruit

Fruit in the popular manga one piece that gives the person who eats it extraordinary powers, but makes them unable to swim
The pirate Monkey D. Luffy possesses the power of the gomu gomu devil fruit, also known as the gum gum fruit and makes him a rubberman, meaning his body is made of rubber.
by JoeMcBobski April 9, 2010
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fruit polo

Only the greatest fruit sweet known to man. Often referred to as the 'nectar of the gods'
Laddo 1: Yo dog, pass me some of those fruit polos.

Laddo 2: Nah fam, they're all mine.
by Eggnogger January 11, 2017
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Fruipy

Something that is droopy. ie. eyes, French fries, or cheeks
Wow, your eyes look really fruipy today.
by Bill Scandinavia June 9, 2018
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Fruit over

Phrasal verb meaning ‘to cum on you
I’m getting close… I’m going to fruit over you tits baby
by Muckyfingers82 June 20, 2023
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Grunt Fruit

I'll be right back. Need to replenish the bowl full of grunt fruit.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
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magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.
i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great
by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019
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