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friendly fire

FREND-lee FyRE
noun
1. Usually occurs when two males are involved in a threesome with a consenting woman, and one of the men inadvertently sperms on his buddy while the act is taking place. Is most severe when the victim is hit near the head or the butt hole, in which case the threesome usually ends. Usually occurs during a switch or swap. Can happen in a threesome involving all women, provided they are potent squirters, in which case it will usually be rubbed in by the recipient and the threesome will ensue with even more intensity than before.
Just as I start to go to browntown, Ben freaks out that our balls were close too touching then ends up losing it all over my thigh. In all my years I never thought that I could be a victim of friendly fire, it's just one of those things that you hear happens to other people, like your uncles or something. (Excerpt from Fred Savage's autobiography "Sex With Granpa"
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
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chem friendly

Not opposed to, neutral about, or actively-interested in the (usually mutual) use of illicit substances (ranging from "poppers" to marijuana to cocaine and many others) as an accompaniment or adjuvant during sexual activity. Often used in "profiles" posted on gay web-sites or in gay chat-rooms.
"I'm Matt....6'2," 180 lbs, broad shoulders, 8"cut, 30"w, mostly a top, and chem friendly."
by acrobat19129 January 27, 2009
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trouser-friendly kiss

A polite term for oral sex or a blow job, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male's genitalia to give him sexual gratification. Referred to in Family Guy in 'The FCC Song' in which Stewie says of the FCC "...and they'll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss..."
*little Timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing*
Mommy: Erm I was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.
by Zelda199 October 20, 2006
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as friendly as pigs

very friendly, with a friendly manner
I had a conversation with my brother, and from now on we are as friendly as pigs.
by Asterios October 7, 2007
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friendly fade

A passive-aggressive method to 'break up' with a friend without being hurtful. Similar to ghosting, this method is NOT an abrupt process and can apply to just about anyone. Care should be taken when choosing this strategy:

• Take longer and longer intervals to return phone calls, text messages, etc.. and avoid making commitments. For ex: take a week to return a voicemail or a few days for a text. As the weeks go by, the lag between all communications gradually increases.

• Never answer the phone if you see that person's number on your caller ID. Wait at least a week to return the message (unless it's an emergency), preferably via text.

• Avoid face-to-face meetings (like coffee or lunch) and make excuses to skip activities you both enjoyed previously (like going to the movies).

The goal is to gently un-friend that person at a kind and gingerly pace. It can be a very effective method for those averse to conflict or part of tightly knit groups. Over time, your feelings may change, and you may want to rekindle the friendship. With this method, you haven't burned all your bridges.
After years of being told by her best friend that she needed to lose weight, Lizzie decided to do the friendly fade. She started by avoiding her phone calls, not replying right away to her texts, and making her invisible on her Facebook timeline.
by nejking March 8, 2016
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accidental friendly fire

to prematurely ejaculate.
Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.
by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008
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friendly stabbing

last night i gave the old lady a nice friendly stabbing
by Q bay bay May 4, 2008
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