Freudian nip slip

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle

He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 12, 2021

Freudian nipple slip

When a woman claims to have accidentally exposed one or both of her breasts but subconsciously she really wanted everyone to see her tits.

I can't wait until Miley Cyrus has a Freudian nipple slip.

by CockFrobbler October 14, 2011

[Freudian Slip]

A Freudian Slip An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.

Man 1: I had this big Freudian Slip today. The other day I was buying a train ticket at the station from this busty blond and instead of saying "Can you get me two tickets to Pittsburg, I said "Can you get me two pickets to Tittsberg.

Man 2: I had this big Freudian Slip today also. I meant to say to my wife, "Sweetheart, can you please pass the toast. But instead I said, "You fucking cunt, you're running my life."

by Jrizzlerose September 12, 2017

the Freudian Text game

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended

Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.

by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

Freudian Selfie Nip Slip

An accidently explicit self taken photograph revealing the senders true intentions.

She sent me a freudian selfie nip slip and I knew it was on.

by Social Media Sigmund March 21, 2016

Freudian Pour

When you are making yourself a mixed drink and because of current life situation, you mix a triple when you intended to mix a single because your “Id” took over.

Well I was having a rough weekend with the in laws but after I Freudian poured a couple G &Ts life got lots better.

by Lbendy33 July 21, 2018