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The freight train

The freight train is when your having sex in a car, you put the girls head in the window but not to the point where it chokes her, ass in seat, then you put a cigarette with duct tape around her mouth, then every time the male thrusts, smoke comes out of her nose like a freight train
Harrison "dude did you have sex with that girl last night?"

Joe "yeah we did the freight train man"
by Voteless BTW June 18, 2025
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Floridian Freight Train

The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!
by letsgobucks September 6, 2009
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freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.
We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.
by brkavich June 8, 2010
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Freight Train

When you're so ugly your face will make a Freight Train take a dirt road.
Bro. My girlfriend can pull nice head but her face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

My grandma said Marie's face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road, then a dirt NAP.
by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021
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Freight Cuck

One who prefers slaving at a job rather than having fun with friends. Usually a Dallas cowboy fan, enjoys larger women.
Is Jeff coming out this weekend?

No he choose to work overtime all weekend, what a freight cuck.
by Randys greezy cheeseburger gut December 14, 2018
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freight broker

A freight broker is a person in the lowest form of occupational sales. Similar to selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Selling a customer's shipment of goods from point A to point B, and convincing a lowly truck driver to do it for a lesser rate than what you charge the organization. Similar to the mining of blood diamonds in Sierra Leone.
Person 1: Antoine just got fired from KFC!?!
Person 2: All good! He just got hired as a freight broker.
by J-Rizzel July 25, 2019
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Freight Truck Fucked

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.
That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.
by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019
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