Fraggle

A big lad at the gym who you are jealous of.

The muppets in the group chat wish they were as big and handsome as that fraggle in the gym.

by The big dinner kebab August 25, 2020

Fraggle

A limp noodle ,wimpy skinny dweeb. swears at his mum from behind his bedroom door. Double hard from a distance; his mates are harder than yours .

That mans a fraggle
Shut up you little fraggle
Fraggle

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 20, 2019

Fraggle

Fraggle, verb: Rattle, boggle, jangle

It fraggles my mind to learn that what I see right in front of us is invisible to you. It fraggles my mind to watch you dive off that cliff. It fraggles my brain that the sound I hear in the left ear is coming from the right

by October 03, 2021

Fraggle Knocked

when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

Getting James’d: when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

“Yo. Did you see that chick at the petting zoo get Fraggle Knocked by the shovel when the wind blew it right between her bent over butt cheeks?”

by Estelle21 April 13, 2024

Raggle Fraggle

Exaggerated disgruntled grumbling

Hym "Raggle Fraggle..."

Iam "What's wrong with you?"

Hym "They're doing the thing!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"

Iam "I see it..."

Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"

Iam "I KNOW!"

Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"

Iam "Pfft what!?"

Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"

Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."

Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"

Iam "I... I don't know..."

Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2022