Mr. Floppy

When a man who cant get an erection when having intercourse.

Mike couldnt sh*g Sherry, cos he had a Mr. Floppy.

by Mr. Kill August 2, 2007

floppy hoofka

Is a erectile distinction After one has consumed large amounts of alcohol.

I suffer from floppy hoofka after 30 beers!

by Ou812jw May 5, 2018

Smashing with a floppy

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

by DirtyCroat November 3, 2016

floppy doggin'

when you are in a state of utter delirium and you find every little thing to be the funniest thing ever. it is similar to being drunk or high without the bad side affects. it usually happens when you are in the state of pure exhaustion. known to usually occur between the hours of 12am to 4am.

sam- "jessi, can you pass me the ketchup please?"

jessi-"your mom. hhhhhhahahahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

sam : "wow. you are really floppy doggin'"

by sam and winston and jessi October 18, 2008

floppy

falice penis

Josh has a floppy slong.

by Josh Murray June 27, 2003

floppy truninger

The repeated slapping of a semi hard penis against the ass or face of a black female.

Shaun - "Hey Teddy where did you get that black eye from, you get in a fight or something?"
Teddy - "No, that motherfucker Reece gave me a floppy truninger last night"
Shaun - "You stupid bitch"

by Amelia Earhart January 17, 2008

Floppy massacre

The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack

"That guy had a face like a floppy massacre"
"Shes more frigid than a floppy massacre"

by Colossal Insight December 24, 2007