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flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister
by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019
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dolphin-flogger

What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
by WordFreak March 8, 2009
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Pep Flags

A section of Pep Squad/Cheerleading that generally consists of a small team of girls and/or boys twirling a pair of flags on a set of small, baton-like poles. They are also known as Short Flags and are very much different from and harder than the larger, slower Colorguard Flags. Pep Flags is an intensive sport where members not only twirl but also do many stunts and mounts, toss flags to each other, and incorporate a variety of dance moves and footwork to fast-paced music.
"Seeing the Pep Flags team is definitely my favorite part of school assemblies!"
by pffan June 7, 2014
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flog sock

An article of clothing used to clean up semen stains after masturbation.
"Geez mate,my mum was cleaning my room and found my flog sock under the bed!"
by drongo September 5, 2006
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closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004
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crackin flags

A term derived from Lancashire, North west of England.

It means the weather is extremely hot (well for British standards anyway)
"Get out in the sunshine lad! It's crackin flags out there!"
by Ashash January 14, 2008
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flognut

that flognut was nice
by belly gub June 2, 2009
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