by the big "RB" March 15, 2009
Get the Flarg mug.by BMAR May 30, 2006
Get the Filarious mug.1) A commonly used prefix appropriate for almost any word. Generally used for the purpose of lightening the mood.
Can extend to any "fl-" prefix.
i.e. computer -> flarputer, mathematics -> flarthematics, pizza -> flarzza, duh-> fluh, ponies -> flonies
2) Flying Car.
Can extend to any "fl-" prefix.
i.e. computer -> flarputer, mathematics -> flarthematics, pizza -> flarzza, duh-> fluh, ponies -> flonies
2) Flying Car.
Definition 1 Usage:
Flark, I just got flired from my flob of flourteen years.
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A flarng flarng flime ago, in a flarlaxy flar away.
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In the flar away flarnd of Flarland, there is a flarmperor and his flueen. They rule over many flartons and flarvilles, watching over their fellow Flarians. They are a Flarppy flarciety, full of flopes and fleams.
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Flar skeptic: "You mean to tell me that Flod created flarthematics, flarithmetic, flarmbers, flarculus, flarvolution, and flareationism? Even the flarniverse itself? Flarking no flarring way."
Flar zealot: "Fluhhhhh."
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Woman: "WHAT You're sleeping with my sister!?!?"
Flarman: "Hey flaby, flaby flease. Flisten. It's not what you flink it is. I may be flarking your flister, but she's nowhere as flot as you. Flease just flarve me another flance! Flease!"
Woman: "Oh, okay."
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Definition 2 Usage:
Flarian #1: "Dude check out my new flar!"
Flarian #2: "Flark you, my flarents would only fluy me a flarking flike."
Flark, I just got flired from my flob of flourteen years.
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A flarng flarng flime ago, in a flarlaxy flar away.
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In the flar away flarnd of Flarland, there is a flarmperor and his flueen. They rule over many flartons and flarvilles, watching over their fellow Flarians. They are a Flarppy flarciety, full of flopes and fleams.
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Flar skeptic: "You mean to tell me that Flod created flarthematics, flarithmetic, flarmbers, flarculus, flarvolution, and flareationism? Even the flarniverse itself? Flarking no flarring way."
Flar zealot: "Fluhhhhh."
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Woman: "WHAT You're sleeping with my sister!?!?"
Flarman: "Hey flaby, flaby flease. Flisten. It's not what you flink it is. I may be flarking your flister, but she's nowhere as flot as you. Flease just flarve me another flance! Flease!"
Woman: "Oh, okay."
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Definition 2 Usage:
Flarian #1: "Dude check out my new flar!"
Flarian #2: "Flark you, my flarents would only fluy me a flarking flike."
by Flimple Flarmer July 24, 2011
Get the Flar mug.1. A Legend in the professional wrestling business. A 16 time world champion. Known for the very famous "WOOOOOOOOOOO!" phrase and bitch slapping people on their chest. He currently wrestles and has aged so much that his brests flap around more than Trish Stratus'. He may also be known for, "taking your momma for a ride on space mountain, fat boy! WOOOOOOOOO!"
2. If someone gets bitch slapped or chopped/slapped across their chest you could say or chant, "you got Flaired!". Try it, it's fun.
2. If someone gets bitch slapped or chopped/slapped across their chest you could say or chant, "you got Flaired!". Try it, it's fun.
Bobby: Who is that old guy in the ring?
Jason: Oh, that's Ric Flair one of the most Legendary wrestlers ever.
Jason: Oh, that's Ric Flair one of the most Legendary wrestlers ever.
by iandme February 16, 2007
Get the Ric Flair mug.The act of thrusting your entire penis forcefully into the vagina at the onset of intercourse causing your partner to yell, "Woooooo" from being surprised. Her response (Wooooo) is paying homage to legendary Professional Wrestler Ric Flair.
When I snuck into my girlfriend's house and gave her the Ric Flair, her "Wooooo" just about woke up her parents.
by DBoyd April 20, 2006
Get the the Ric Flair mug.To violently chop somebody accross the chest, subsequently yelling, "Woooo! Naitcha boi Ric Flair! Jet flyin'! Limousine ridin', thirteen time, word heavyweight champion! Woooo!" Oh, and you gotta do the strut too.
As Andrew rounded the corner, I Ric Flaired him. He was initially shocked and annoyed, but quickly fell into hysterics after I ranted and did the strut.
by Moe Fugger September 7, 2008
Get the Ric Flair mug.Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."
Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.
Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.
Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.
Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.
Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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