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fattard

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded
wow that chance kid is such a fattard.
by md dylan June 20, 2006
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Flattus Maximus

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.
Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.
by Treavor June 15, 2008
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Fattie Pig Fattie

A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat fuck. Marries the first fucking whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)
Person 1: Did you see how hot that 9 year old girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!

Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?
by Scroatilicious October 19, 2008
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flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions
"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010
by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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Flattypancakes

Minnie walks around town and as she walks a bunch of guys look iat her from behind and references how she has no booty. Just an ass that is as flat as a pancake. Minnie is known as FlattyPancakes
by Cheekymonkey27 July 22, 2016
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Flattumed

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.
I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!
by Knblum August 18, 2019
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