Dry Five
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!
Dry Five
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.
Verb:
1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.
Bro did she let you dry five her last night?
2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time
All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.
Noun:
1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick
You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.
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A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.
Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
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by Geoff Enright February 27, 2008
Get the High Five Friday mug.Slapping a cell phone as though giving a high five, usually preceded by yelling "PHONE FIVE!" and used primarily when excited.
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone five!
(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)
Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!
(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)
Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!
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Get the Five mug.A cool new way to high five each other. Pretty much when you are sitting next each other, you tap each other the foot, like a foot five
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