2 business card flirtations

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.

I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.

by Synomptions February 10, 2009

flirtation

When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig

Timberlake dude's action with Janet Jackson was merely a flirtation, dude.

by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004

Fakecation

Fakecation: noun
Fakecationing: verb
(akin to Fauxliday in Britain)

FAKECATION

a) When one dedicates his time to work, or is distracted by work related issues while away on 'vacation'.

b) Allowing one's emotional baggage, negative energy or worldy woes to distract them from true 'vacationing'.

C) Fakecationer:
a person doing any of the above, or, anyone who walks around throughout the entire vacation with a Bluetooth earpiece glued to the side of their face!

"I was ready to kick Keisha to the curb after our honeymoon! She was staring at that stupid laptop the whole time; it was a total fakecation!"

by Manny Styles March 21, 2010

flirtation rotation

When you stand in the middle of a circle of people and flirt with every one of them, in a clockwise order

I swear I'm the only one who knows the difference between rotation flirtation and flirtation rotation

by thatweirdkidoverthere November 21, 2011

fakecation

when your boss says he's going on vacation, but still periodically comes into the office to hang out.

I found out my boss meant he was on fakecation when I showed up late Monday morning and he was waiting for me.

by Kat Moreau September 28, 2008

spontaneous fabrication

the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.

spontaneous fabrication - watch any political interview.

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

faprication

fabrications of lies are like verbal mastuerbation

-fapping at the mouth

-see fap

"lies and faprications"

by trulies July 15, 2004