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faggonometry

faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage

felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)

Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
He doesn't need your faggonometry he's a big boy now.
by Kariem September 19, 2007
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Dildo Faggins

A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.
Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.
by Dildo Faggins January 1, 2009
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faggocity

act of being ridiculous and gay
the faggocity of that man is mind boggling
by PCchallenged October 3, 2012
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Sub fagging

Verb
/sʌb faɡɡɪŋ/

The act of multiple retarded homosexual individuals attempting to operate a submarine and failing
The submarine sank because the crew continued to sub fag

The average submarine crew is involved in a lot of sub fagging
by SubmarineMaster123 June 7, 2021
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faggist

Shut it, you faggist!
by Admen January 15, 2008
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faggon

an acronym for a fag dragon, used when one wants to call someone a fag/faggot but somehow fag just isnt enough and no other word is powerful enough to describe how much of a fag they are except dragon
(after your friend just turned off the xbox 360 while you were owning the shit out of your other buddy)

Friend: Ha ha i got you good
You: Dude you are such a fucking Faggon it is unbelieveable!!
by GibsonSG2153 December 27, 2006
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Faggon Waggon

A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).

Rules of the Faggon Waggon:

1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.

2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.

3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.

4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.

5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.

6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.

How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.
by rayx February 16, 2008
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