brown eye

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by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 17, 2003

Brown eye goodbye

When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized

Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye

by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008

captain Brown eye

An other term for a persons anus.

"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"

by Wicked_M4 April 26, 2006

Brown-Eye Gazing

When you stare into the gaping abyss of someone's rectum.

Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.

by Yali on Yanonali September 15, 2017

Brown Eye Jedi

One that is a master in the Anal Arts.

Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.

by Lt. Short Bus April 14, 2010

Brown Eye of the Storm

When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.

I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.

by winniebegoandthedego September 7, 2010

Sultan of Brown Eye

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.

Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.

by sportznut3081 December 18, 2010