When you say something with an intention to foreshadow an excuse with the other person not knowing that’s your intentions, so when it’s eventually said the person it’s said to will understand your reasoning even though he/she that said it is not actually being serious.
Person 1: “There’s a chance I will be able to hang later but I might not be able to because I might have a baseball practice scheduled”
Person 2: “Okay, But that sounds a lot like a Huttner Excuse”
Person 2: “Okay, But that sounds a lot like a Huttner Excuse”
by LukeMasino7 January 14, 2021
Get the Huttner Excuse mug.When you say something to someone with the intention of foreshadowing an excuse you’re going to say at a later time, this way when you end up saying your excuse to the person who’s asking you they will then understand your reasoning because of what you said earlier.
Person 1 - “There’s a chance I will be able to hangout later but my coach might schedule a practice last minute”
Person 2 - “Okay, but that kind of sounds like a Huttner Excuse”
Person 2 - “Okay, but that kind of sounds like a Huttner Excuse”
by LukeMasino7 January 19, 2021
Get the Huttner Excuse mug.A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
by Weird187Mike August 1, 2021
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by IHateBiever March 9, 2010
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The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
Excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be "I had a rough childhood, I should be allowed to practice medicine because my ADHD and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients"
by Awarren January 23, 2009
Get the Excuse-ism mug.What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
Get the Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. mug.a Nigga Excuse is just like a regular excuse, but is dumbed down into a form of Niggadome. Nigga excuses often stem from, but are not limited to, Nigga moments, i.e Nigga situations, which then require nigga excuses. Nigga excuses often times only make since to Niggas and the Niggas that come up with them.
Example of Nigga Excuse
Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"
( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)
Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"
( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)
by Afrotastic June 27, 2010
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