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exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.
I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!
by startedwun May 28, 2018
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Exclusive

Exclusive, A term used by marketers in order to sell things to give some sort of sense of superiority. Such as "our exclusive offer" or "exclusive housing estate". The Irony of the use of this word is that nothing is really exclusive, because anyone who can afford it can buy it regardless of their background. So the use of this word in marketing is just some sort of ego boost.
Look at my new house in this exclusive housing estate, notice how everyone who lives here are better than you (some how)...
by J-Jim August 23, 2019
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Exclusive

When the girl was being exclusive in the bed when a dude came in.
by Pimp_daddy_05 January 28, 2021
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Exclusive Caddy

The role of rendering professional-like caddie services to friend, acquaintance, or colleague as remuneration / payment of a gentlemen’s bet in lieu of cash or barter. Regardless of excuses made and replacement definitions suggested - you are required to carry clubs and act as if you are a professional. In addition, you should have fun and offer drinks & advice and be a general facilitator of a good time.
After several drinks Justin entered into a friendly bet over a game of golf. He of course lost and tried to back out. However, since gentleman’s rules prevail, he was required to be an Exclusive Caddy to pay up the bet. He had thought Brian’s short game would be the difference in the match, but he forgot they both hit the ball 179 yards of the tee and that he is unable to get out a sand trap.
by JoshAllenLooksGoodinShorts April 19, 2022
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Invisible Exclusion

The kind of exclusion that is not tangible, or expressed in words. Its institutionalised and inherent in cultural/social norms. It may not be immediately obvious and sometimes subconscious. Sometimes it can be more to do with how something was said and not actually what was said.
Invisible Exclusion:

“The kind of exclusion that not tangible, or expressed in words - Getting turned down for a job application although you qualify and give a good interview and being told you are not suitable”

Or

“The exclusion of people that isn't immediately obvious (but kind of is) - "Well of course we're not selectively not-hiring people from Ballymun, they just don't have the qualifications." "I don't dislike him because he's black, he's just oversensitive about all my racist jokes" "I don't hate her because she's a bender, I just don't want her being gay all over my personal space etc.”
by Tazzymagorical January 30, 2014
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Furry Exclusion

A term used for fictional animal-like characters that are depicted so hot, that even if you admit they are hot and you'd smash, you would not be a Furry.
Guy 1: You a furry dude?
Guy 2: No... but I'm down bad for Lola bunny

Guy 1: Oh you're good then, She's a Furry Exclusion
by Jackoval June 25, 2022
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Exclusionist

Someone in the LGBT+ community who thinks that someone else's identity is their business
Mark's an exclusionist, he should probably go outside
by little guy police September 1, 2022
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