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this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.
by Fearman May 28, 2008
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Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.
Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob
by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016
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a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.
Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004
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massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage
by IANKLOR September 14, 2008
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Alternate Ending

Having sex during the second half of a film with a sad or crap ending.
Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.
by Whitely November 16, 2010
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Finglas ending

is the name given to a particular sexual act which is popular with the locals from the suburb of Finglas in Dublin.
the act involves a man taking a woman doggy style and then as the moment of climax approaches the man wrap his boxers firmly around the girls face, so that her entire face is covered by them( for the full effect the man must have worn them for one whole week) Just as the man ejaculate he pulls vigourously on his boxers, ripping them so that the woman's head comes tearing out the other side, bringing sweet release to her offended face.
guy one : she screams so loud during sex, it kinda freaks me out a bit ..

guy two : sounds like she needs a good Finglas ending !
by Andrew Strong January 23, 2008
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watery ending

Flight attendant: "In case of a watery ending, the exits are to your left and right." ::hand gestures::
Captain: "Ladies and gentelmen, please prepare for a watery ending."
-euphoric captain voice-
by L'Reig November 12, 2004
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