a bird that is used in the manufacure of slippers.

emu is a lame name given to people who were previously named emapoo by someone who usually goes by the name of julia.

they have really big eggs and can peck your eyes out.

the people whom are named emu can usually peck your eyes out too.

hey, is that made out of emu?

whoah those are some big emu eggs.

fred: AHHHH! EMU PECKED OUT MY EYES!
bob: a bird?
fred: no, the blonde in the corner!

hey emu, can you buy me another $80 worth of cookies? and while youre up there ill just sit down right here and drink your water bottle and use all of your chapstick.

emu. by Emachu December 14, 2004

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Emu'd

Originating from the Paradox Forum user Blue Emu, who was notorious for doing this, it means someone on the internet has answered a question while you were writing the answer yourself. Commonly occurs on forums.

(5 minutes ago) Person 1: How do you spell the fear of long words?

(3 minutes ago) Person 2: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

(3 minutes ago) Person 3: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
EDIT: Emu'd

Emu'd by Reddenbawker February 9, 2012

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emu war

Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius

American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*

emu war by LordPapus March 1, 2017

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emu otori

ball of all the good things left on this planet. inventor of the phrase wonderhoy.

"WONDERHOYYY"

You: Who the hell was that
Me: ITS EMU OTORI DUMBASS

emu otori by russianicerink August 21, 2022

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