by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 7, 2020
Get the Indian Grove Elementary Schoolmug. a school for idiots and is in chicago illinois !!!!!111!!! also dont go there its ohio but number 2!!!11111
by a stupid psycho November 22, 2022
Get the George B. Armstrong Elementary Schoolmug. A school where all the flat bitches say they're thick, where all the snakes are, where all the teachers are racist, and where your judged for being late
by Tea_sis October 16, 2019
Get the Kolmar elementary schoolmug. I went there from kindergarten to 5th grade and Ima be fr 5th grade was a living hell. teacher was ugly as hell and was pretty much a bitch the whole school year some of my classmates were bitches and the lunch meals were disgusting. staff don't do shit about problems from my experience. I do not recommend going to this shitty school
by sthatdi November 5, 2022
Get the william snyder elementary schoolmug. A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
by anonymous December 4, 2021
Get the St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary Schoolmug. Racist. That’s all. Also court if you miss too many days like wtf kinda shit is that. But the nurse was nice and some of the teachers
by Smartass:) September 9, 2021
Get the Glanton Hindsman Elementary Schoolmug. by garyluvr November 1, 2021
Get the chaparral elementary schoolmug.