eiffel tower dick

To be put bluntly, a big dick

Damnnn he’s got an Eiffel Tower dick!

by Muffmoustache420 October 25, 2018

One Man Eiffel Tower

Originating from the french "Eiffel Tower" and the act of "Eiffel Towering" a sexy bitch with your homie, the "one man eiffel tower" can only be described as a heroic act of bravery, leadership, and solo superiority. It is when the dude is lying on his back, wearing a strap on, with the girl straddling him and giving him head (on his real dick). He then procedes to have stick the strap on in the girls butt, while at the same time reaching both his feet and hands in the air, touching them together to form an old fashioned eiffel tower! (male body is ground, legs and arms are sides of tower, and girl is the bridge).

Me and my bro were eiffel towering this bitch, when he decided to pass out on me. Because I'm the man and I fear nothing, I took on the act of the one man eiffel tower. She didn't know what hit her.

"Bro, what happened last night"
"I pulled off a one man eiffel tower"
"A What!?"
"Yea, I eiffel towered a girl by myself, using a strap on"
"Dude, thats fucked up"
"Yea!!!!!!"

Created by 914 native and serial fudge packer

by pooponthegooch July 29, 2011

Double Decker Eiffel Tower

A spin-off of the sexual position Eiffel Tower. It is performed with two guys and two girls. The girls 69 in the middle, while each guy takes one from the back. They then High five over the two girls to make an Eiffel Tower shape.

Yo jack, what was that where the two girls were 69ing and we were each doin one?

That was a double decker Eiffel Tower, chad.

Oh. Sweeeeet.

by Youeatmonkeys November 14, 2010

Double Stuffed Eiffel Tower

When 2 dudes, have 2 chicks bent over doggy style facing each other. The dudes are hitting it from the back, while the chicks makeout. While the dudes give a double high-five over both girls.

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by Evan and Chris October 22, 2008

Eiffel Tower plus Sloth

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.

We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.

by chiveley October 14, 2012

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.

Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

by wecomefromstars January 31, 2010

Eiffel-Tower-High-Five

A high five given between two male humans in a threesome with one female human whilst the female is in between the two males. The two males each over the top of her to give the high five. Resembling the Eiffel Tower.

John and Mark gave each other an Eiffel-Tower-High-Five last night.

by mrauntjamima July 16, 2010