DGAFFN

DONT GIVE A FLYING FIG NEWTON!

Savannah: i DGAF
Moms: what does that mean?
Kirsti & Savannah: uhhh, i dont give a flying fig newton :) DGAFFN!!!

by twinbffl May 12, 2009

daffy

the state of being mel gibson

mel gibson your DAFFY!

by daveistheman July 19, 2005

daffster

a sub species of humanoid restricting its activity primarily to endeavours relating to the veneration of male genital organs. The daffster adorns himself in mating garments and performs displays of extravagent dancing in order to attract a mate. The daffster likes to amuse himself through the creation of a "parallel universe" accessible to him and others through the mediation of a screened device. Generally sociable and gentle, the Daffster can be moved to high levels of agitation and excitement upon the sighting of platform heels or a particularly luscious boa.

Grooving it like a daffster on heat

by nikkstar March 21, 2009

Draffing

The act of saying the alphabet with a mouthfull of jizz.

Dave tried draffing it to M but liked the taste so much he swallowed at C.

by BobbyFly June 25, 2010

daffie

the best friend you could ever have good at sports loyal perfect in everyway strong brave and likes to be on her phone alot

i love my best friend daffie

by kk-paul101 June 5, 2018

DSAF

Dope Sick As F**K

When you really need some illegal drugs, mainly opiates.

Man I really hope that dude shows up Quick! I'm DSAF and staring to sweat!

by DamsmaRT February 21, 2021

Daffy Pineapple

When two individuals participate in a Daffy Pineapple, they insert a bendy straw into their anus'. one end goes in each of them and they participate in a game of tag where they release gas back and forth creating a vortex of fumes inside the straw. then they remove it from their anus' and in turn, suck both ends of the straws at the same time.

My friends Steve and Jerry had a hardcore Daffy Pineapple Fest last Friday.

by Wiener Dookie March 11, 2011