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Ditto

"Ditto" a nickname for someone who is named after their Dad; a Junior. someone who also has a cousin 2yrs older than him who go's by the name Junior b'coz he was named after his Dad. so to eliminate confusion and/or prevent 2 people coming when being called when they wanted a specific person as in not the father nor the cousin who's 2 yrs older than the person they were calling for, it has been determined before birth by his Mother that he shall be called "Ditto"...
and by calling him "Ditto"

his Father (who shares the same name as in Don sr. & a son, Don jr. and/or his cousin >Junior< knows that they are not being summoned and no not to reply as they are not needed just "Ditto"...and another thing, he (Ditto) is pretty fk'n awesome!! he built the house he was born in, weighed 15lbs. 3ozs. at birth but listed at 7pounds 6ounces, that's after he was circumcised...
Mom: "hmm, i can't find my purse, keys, reach the remote or the mail has came and i do not want to get up.."

"Ditto !!" followed by, "have you seen my.." or "help me find my.." usually its "hand me my purse.."
by smartass whiteboy June 17, 2023
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Ditto

Meaning 'Same."
"I don't know what to do for the essay!!" Exclaimed John.
'Ditto." Said Jane
by ILOVEHATSUNEMIKU December 24, 2021
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ditto

who the fuck says ditto it is 2021
chad:I just took the fattest shit
Brad: ditto
by ChiefKeefsDraco March 16, 2021
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Ditto

Ditto “ you can go and get fucked
by Jake the Mexican March 28, 2020
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ditto

Basically a synonym for the word slut. based on the pokemon ditto, who is known to be capable of breeding with almost any other pokemon, to call someone a ditto means they will have sex with anyone.
guy 1: That girl is so hot, I'm gonna go ask her out
guy 2: Careful dude, she's a ditto, you never know what kind of disease you'll get
by Johnny Joester May 19, 2019
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A slang term for middle class workers
Those dittos must be bored sitting in an office all day!
by Yyayayayaya January 2, 2022
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ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.
My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.
by Franzy72 January 7, 2025
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