Dipstick method

V) when you think you slept with a girl bnb who has and std but you dont want to go to a doctor to check so you sleep with someone else to see if they get it.

Hey man I heard you slept with heather, I just heard she has herpes.

Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.

Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.

by daxxtherealkira May 14, 2020

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nah dipsticks

its a phrase you use when you cant say no shit Sherlock in elementary school. the shortened version is nah dip,but dont be a pussy say no shit Sherlock

Tyrone: your a human

you: nah dipsticks

by lil bitch fuckr August 22, 2018

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wizz fizz dipstick

when a female companion snorts cocaine off your member after the act of snowplowing.

"hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?"
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick

by arsrehat extraordinairey June 03, 2011

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dirty dipstick

A penis that is rarely used making it dusty (dirty dipstick)

Its been so long my (dirty dipstick) desurves a dusting

by LGHleftbutstillright May 27, 2018

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Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins

Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)

by Ode to words December 05, 2023

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