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dingus con

A dingus con is the king of dinguses. AKA the king of a person who is goofy, akward, and clumsy. A dingus con makes you laugh because of the stupid things they do.
You and your friend are walking down the street talking. Your friend does not see the trash can in front of them because they are speaking to you and they topple it, spilling its contents everywhere.

You say, "You dingus CON!!!!"
by Erin Box April 25, 2008
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Dingus

You're a dingus!
by Lalalalalalalalala() April 29, 2014
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dingus berry

A dingus berry is very similar to a dingleberry, but on the front. In other words, its a dried up globule of semen hanging from a pubic hair which dangles somewhat resembling a berry.
Ohh shit i had a wank last night but was too tired too clean up now i got a load of dingus berry's to deal with.
by Sodhapop October 9, 2007
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dinguss

A shit eating weasel, commonly found in remote parts of Africa. It feeds on the feces of small mammals or, less commonly, humans.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Dinkus

A Dinkus is a kid around 10 years old that acts strange when in the presence of other kids the same age. A Dinkus also pulls stunts such as soiling his drawers; even though his vocabulary is beyond that of most 30 year olds. Dinkus kids lose their homework, and pretend to remember things when it benefits them.
Dillon was acting like a Dinkus at scouts with McGomery, so I told him to stop. When we got home he was bothering his sister Taylor, at that point I noticed he stunk, checked his pants and he had shit himself. I sent him to his bathroom to take a dump and clean himself up.
by Rectors December 17, 2013
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Fruit loop dingus

Jimmy Neutron: Can you believe America is 2016 years old?
Shrek: What a fruit loop dingus
by br04 November 16, 2016
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Dingus

The word that elementary school students use as slang for the word “dick”, also being used as a swear word when something bad happens.
“Hey Jacob, wanna play football?”

“Nah mate I’m gonna go to school soon”

“Already bye ya dingus”
by Flådig Man January 25, 2021
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