Dickhurt

Using high pressure sales techniques

I clearly didn’t want to buy but he kept giving me the dickhurt anyway.

by GSMCEO February 8, 2023

Dickbutt

That means you're a Dickbutt.

Max: Joe, can you make me a horse sandwich?

Joe: What do you mean?!
Max: You are a Dickbutt!

by Nick(el)name November 4, 2023

Dicktutorial

When the male in a relationship runs things, makes all decisions, and generally spends all their time teaching the female how to function. An antonym of pussy whipped.

Dave totally dominated his relationship with Amber, he was dicktutorial.

by Wags86 April 19, 2024

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017