Diarrhea

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

I got diarrhea

by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017

Diarrhea

abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools

Also it’s the nastiest shit ever to happen to your nasty ass human body.🤬🤒

She diarrhea’d All over the floor with her nasty ass lookin self.

by I_still_watch_el_patito_juan October 23, 2019

Diarrhea

A massive fucking shit that has all the three states of matter. It might even have plasma if you shit hard enough.

Person 1: “I had diarrhea last night”
Person 2: “Did it have plasma?”
Person 1 “Yeah”

by SpiderKing69 November 18, 2020

Diarrhea

PISS COMING FROM YOUR ASS!

Kid: Mommy, I have piss coming from my ass.

Mom: That's called diarrhea sweetheart.

by Rotten Turkey July 5, 2021

Diarrheaness

To do something while dropping, taking, taking, or detonating diarrhea.

Harry thanked Joel with great diarrheaness

by TheCameraMan April 17, 2020

Diarrhea

A very hot and or painful, wet type of shit usually caused by select foods.
It can also be a sign you are sick.

"Man I just had a MASSIVE Diarrhea!"
"What do you think caused it?"
"Well I'm not feeling the best and I had a spicy burrito earlier for lunch."

by Egnops May 30, 2018

Diarrhea

Liquid caca

Millie had explosive diarrhea so she went home early I think she shit her pants and I bet her door was locked so she pooped in a bucket

by Caca Bitch May 30, 2019