The man hired an assassin to kill the woman by defenestration. He was caught and was later arrested along with the assassin.
Police:he was a terrible assassin not to mension a weak one he couldn't even lift her up to defenestrate her.
Police:he was a terrible assassin not to mension a weak one he couldn't even lift her up to defenestrate her.
by Leg, man March 30, 2022
Get the Defenestrationmug. ex:
person 1:“I just defenestrated the science teacher! No more homework!”
person 2:“what”
person 1:“what”
person 2:”why tf would you commit defenestration on her-“
person 1:”you complained about having the homework so I solved the problem! you’re welcome!”
person 1:“I just defenestrated the science teacher! No more homework!”
person 2:“what”
person 1:“what”
person 2:”why tf would you commit defenestration on her-“
person 1:”you complained about having the homework so I solved the problem! you’re welcome!”
by yae miko’s left ear December 18, 2021
Get the Defenestrationmug. The act of throwing someone out of a window. It was repurposed for discussion among intellectual circles to refer to cases in history in which a leader or influential individual was forcefully deposed from power and replaced by the person who deposed them. Originally repurposed due to the creation of the French First Republic, when many Jacobin loyalists (radical anti-monarchists) threw sympathisers of constitutional monarchy (moderate revolutionary) out of windows to fill their representative seats with other Jacobin loyalists.
by Workaholics-Anonymous July 24, 2020
Get the Defenestrationmug. the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole
Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances
by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018
Get the defenestratemug. by AstralNova January 18, 2024
Get the Defenestratedmug. by ~helpmeplease~ February 18, 2023
Get the defenestrationmug. defenestrate
/di ˈfɛnɪstreɪt/
verb
1.
RARE
throw (someone) out of a window.
"she had made up her mind that the woman had been defenestrated, although the official verdict had been suicide"
2.
remove or dismiss (someone) from a position of power or authority.
"the overwhelming view is that he should be defenestrated before the next election"
/di ˈfɛnɪstreɪt/
verb
1.
RARE
throw (someone) out of a window.
"she had made up her mind that the woman had been defenestrated, although the official verdict had been suicide"
2.
remove or dismiss (someone) from a position of power or authority.
"the overwhelming view is that he should be defenestrated before the next election"
1. Some people are so drunk that they let defenestration happen to stray cats and dogs without any hesitation.
2. The president experienced defenestration by the government due to poor management of the economic activities.
2. The president experienced defenestration by the government due to poor management of the economic activities.
by The N.E.R.D. Brigade June 24, 2025
Get the Defenestrationmug.