diefenbaker the defecator

Someone who shits all over something, the way former Canadian Prime Minister John Diefenbaker shit all over the Avro Arrow, a supersonic jet aircraft interceptor project he put an end to against popular opinion.

“Principal Smith has shut down drama club because of budget cuts!”

“What?! He’s such a Diefenbaker the Defecator!”

by FivePugs July 20, 2024

defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.

I am having a defecation event.

by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

defecating a bomb

The action of exploding a toilet by taking a shit

I’m gonna be defecating a bomb.

by MiddleSchoolHumorAtItsPeak May 25, 2023

Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024