patricia daphne

a human (although you can’t tell because of how huge they are and how different they look in real life) equivalent of a 3-hour voice note no one asked for. talks like she’s narrating her own netflix documentary — tragically, no one’s watching

person 1: my neighbor with the most beadiest looking eyes you’ve ever seen somehow knows i’m expecting because she’s nosy, and told everyone before i could
person 2: oh really? i’ve got one of those too
person 1: yeah?

person 2: yeah, she’s such a patricia daphne
person 1: no way, that’s my nosy neighbor’s name too!

by themosthonestpeopleintheworld July 21, 2025

Daphne

Daphne is a beautiful girl and also the pretties girl I have ever seen. I really want to have a relationship with her but unfortunately there's no chances. hope one day she would notice me and love me

Daphne the prettiest girl in the world

by T-Rex.dga April 26, 2024

Daphne Archer

annoying ass mf who thinks she’s popular

person #1: bruh Daphne Archer thinks she has a ton of friends but no one really likes her

Person #2: ikr bruh

by AnnoyingpeopleAMS December 1, 2021

Daphne

Someone who is miserable to be around, just her presence would set you off. When one meets a Daphne they first think, "oh she's not that bad, maybe a future friend" NOPE, she a bop. She would eat your dick and gaslight you into thinking you ate it.

She stole my will to live, well that's why we call her Daphne.

by partyanimal69 February 26, 2024

Daphne

Daphne looks and is a cold-hearted bitch who will not give you anything even if nice to her, she is the most rudest person on the planet (aimed at someone..🤭) and homophobic 🙄

whoa is that Daphne?

yeah, ignore her don’t get on her bad side

by saturndoseurmom July 16, 2022